22 7 / 2014

(Source: smoking-suicide, via hi)

22 7 / 2014

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

jayjsupremacy:

themulattokat:

drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

(Source: tramampoline, via ruinedchildhood)

21 7 / 2014

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury, via smiling-elephants)

21 7 / 2014

"Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you.


Read it over.

Again.

Let those words resonate in your mind."

Nayyirah Waheed  (via missmirandaaraee)

(Source: reina-negrita, via brandyalaine)

21 7 / 2014

cali-cocaine:

Best tweet

cali-cocaine:

Best tweet

(Source: starsinmymindx, via smiling-elephants)

21 7 / 2014

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via sweetlittlelionman)

21 7 / 2014

gabite:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

(via teenage-tsar)

20 7 / 2014

alittlemoreconversation:

you-are-infinite-worth:

Kitties

Fuck, the last one

(Source: pleatedjeans, via thekinkajew)

20 7 / 2014

engage-with-zorp:

Honestly, the Mythbusters could do anything and it would be the most interesting thing I’ve ever seen. I’m at the episode where they yell at yogurt to see if it feels sadness and I’m so fucking into it.

(via thekinkajew)

20 7 / 2014

20 7 / 2014

earthnation:

DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH

(via ruinedchildhood)

19 7 / 2014

"I think you need to fall in love with the wrong person. I think you need to fight and cry and sweat and bleed and fail. I think you need to have bad relationships and bad breakups. I think you need all of that so that when the right person and the right relationship comes along you can sigh with relief and say, “Ah yes. That is how its supposed to feel."

Excerpt from “Conversations with my Mother”  (via andreeaanderson)

(Source: speioritur, via backwardsupsidedown)

19 7 / 2014

"I think you need to fall in love with the wrong person. I think you need to fight and cry and sweat and bleed and fail. I think you need to have bad relationships and bad breakups. I think you need all of that so that when the right person and the right relationship comes along you can sigh with relief and say, “Ah yes. That is how its supposed to feel."

Excerpt from “Conversations with my Mother”  (via andreeaanderson)

(Source: speioritur, via backwardsupsidedown)

19 7 / 2014

1nd2rd3st:

lifting-ink:

My daughter has been doing this for like 5 min straight now. Just trying to grab my tattoos

everyone needs to see this

(via backwardsupsidedown)

17 7 / 2014

"I find that most people worth knowing are fucked up in some way or another."

Jonathan Tropper  (via wethinkwedream)

(Source: 366quotes, via hannah5568)